Recently I was interrogated at Denny's for ordering off the 55 and over seniors menu. The same country fried steak as on the regular menu, but $5 cheaper. I am not a skinflint, but neither am I an over spender. I always tip the waitress, 10% plus the extra $5 I saved.
The new waitress tells me I have to be 55 to order off it, so I pull out my drivers license and show her the hard cold facts, I am in my 76th year riding this old rock around the sun. She says it must be my glasses that threw her off, after all most seniors don't wear the latest fashion frames, especially those made in Paris. I said well if you think my Paris made glasses are hip, you should see my bra made in the USA.
I start to act like I am going to unzip my top and both of the ladies with me said, "NO!" in unison. My friends then told the waitress to never be fooled by Faye's fashion glasses, her hooker level makeup, or her, lift and make em perky, sports bra. I mean the first time in a long time, I put on a bit of mascara, brow color, and light eye shadow and wear a super supportive bra, I am accused of trying to rip off senior benefits and looking like a women of poor reputation. Some days it just doesn't pay to "spruce" up.