That's What She Said

I'm irritated with myself. I made an apple crostada (tart) and put it in the oven, then came upstairs. Forgot the tart and burned it to a crisp. Now it's in the trash and the house smells like burned food. 😖 And I didn't get any dessert.
I learned never to leave the kitchen for any reason when the oven is on. I also learned never to say "I'll remember." 'Cuz I won't.
 
I learned never to leave the kitchen for any reason when the oven is on. I also learned never to say "I'll remember." 'Cuz I won't.
I have, more than once, left when I had eggs boiling for hard boiled eggs. Once when we were out for lunch with a couple I said. Oh no! we have to leave,just after finishing, because I left eggs boiling on the stove. The woman said Your house might be on fire. I looked at my watch and said, no, not yet.
I knew this because boiling eggs don't catch fire. The explode, popping out of the pan.
I think.;)
 
We lived on the top floor of the local 4 story high rise. I went to a neighbor’s place to borrow something and we ended up chatting. Big red truck, sire to, ladder, … . We were hanging at her kitchen window to watch the spectacle until it hit me! Dinner was on the stove! We did not get billed. But it was entertainment for a community of not quite 1000.
 
I have, more than once, left when I had eggs boiling for hard boiled eggs. Once when we were out for lunch with a couple I said. Oh no! we have to leave,just after finishing, because I left eggs boiling on the stove. The woman said Your house might be on fire. I looked at my watch and said, no, not yet.
I knew this because boiling eggs don't catch fire. The explode, popping out of the pan.
I think.;)
When I was around 10, I heard something explode in the kitchen. When I checked, there were egg shells stuck to the ceiling. My mom forgot about them on the stove top. I remember thinking, "How can someone forget something like that?" Well, she was only around 35 at the time.
 
Well, let's find out more about your doppleganger, Shannon Nelson whom is just shy of 70.

Just one bumble fuckle away from a water hazard :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Well, let's find out more about your doppleganger, Shannon Nelson whom is just shy of 70.

Just one bumble fuckle away from a water hazard :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I give just enough a crap to put on my lip liner, won't leave the house without my lip liner.And of course bath and wash hair, ecwn if Jake has to get in shower with me on incapleble days.
 
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