That's What She Said

Shirley Martin said:
My SIL had a cleaning lady. After a while, she began noticing a few things that seemed to be out of place. She set a trap for her and found that she was going through her underwear drawer. She did find one that was trustworthy and kept her for years.
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Hmmm, that might be a plus if I could find a cleaning service that would sneak stuff out of here. I need to start de-cluttering, haha.
 
Oh dear; once again I am an Internet Outlaw. I have been permanently banned from Reddit for "threatening violence." And may I say, pffffffffffffffft. Here's my story.

There was a thread with a video of some ridiculous wild-eyed liberal taunting ICE agents in the airport. You know, basically being a pain in the ass liberal. I posted, "the agent should have used his taser" and BAM! I'm history. I know y'all won't want to associate with me after this gross reign of terror and my outlandish aggressive posturing. :rolleyes:

Oh, and if they believe that to be "threatening violence," they don't know me at all. I can show them threatening violence. :D (Well... I could except they banned me.)
 
Hedi Mitchell said:
@Beth Gallagher - you crack me up sometimes.. I have posted some things on Yahoo comment section. no cussing, no threatening, but my well structured sentences had my posts cancelled .. they wouldn't print. They must make room for all those foul mouth mutter rumpers!
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Hah. So YOU are also an internet outlaw! I should have known this about you, G. :D
 
This morning I decided to re-locate the giant potted lemon tree, though I had carefully chosen its perfect spot before planting. (Well, women change their minds, what can I tell you?) That thing weighs a ton. My husband dragged out a hand truck to move the tree and found it to have a flat tire, so he took it into the garage to use the air compressor.

While he was gone, I dragged the potted tree all the way around the pool and into the new location. I am determined if nothing else. Now I have cramps so bad I can hardly breathe, so that'll teach me. I just can't get used to my "old lady limitations."
 
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Hedi Mitchell said:
@Beth Gallagher - you crack me up sometimes.. I have posted some things on Yahoo comment section. no cussing, no threatening, but my well structured sentences had my posts cancelled .. they wouldn't print. They must make room for all those foul mouth mutter rumpers!
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Mutter rumpers? Is this a modern day Texas tern for those that talk out their 🫏 ? In any case that is a butt ugly term and I like it hahaha!
 
Just a random observation on the stellar USPS. I received an email with a tracking number and this message today...

Latest Update Your item was delivered at the front door or porch at 2:20 pm on December 17, 2025​


It was an Amazon package so I checked my purchase history. Sure enough, I received it 4 months ago. Thanks, USPS!! You have once again reinforced my belief in your Mission, "to provide prompt, reliable, and efficient services to patrons in all areas."
 
Beth Gallagher said:
Just a random observation on the stellar USPS. I received an email with a tracking number and this message today...

Latest Update Your item was delivered at the front door or porch at 2:20 pm on December 17, 2025​


It was an Amazon package so I checked my purchase history. Sure enough, I received it 4 months ago. Thanks, USPS!! You have once again reinforced my belief in your Mission, "to provide prompt, reliable, and efficient services to patrons in all areas."
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I get those emails all the time. I am like "Hey, I didn't order anything," and then after some name calling, I see the date and realize that I am wearing the bra in question. :sneaky:
 
Beth Gallagher said:
Oh dear; once again I am an Internet Outlaw. I have been permanently banned from Reddit for "threatening violence." And may I say, pffffffffffffffft. Here's my story.

There was a thread with a video of some ridiculous wild-eyed liberal taunting ICE agents in the airport. You know, basically being a pain in the ass liberal. I posted, "the agent should have used his taser" and BAM! I'm history. I know y'all won't want to associate with me after this gross reign of terror and my outlandish aggressive posturing. :rolleyes:

Oh, and if they believe that to be "threatening violence," they don't know me at all. I can show them threatening violence. :D (Well... I could except they banned me.)
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I threaten my computer, tv whatever is at hand. I tell them what should be done. But I don't post it so much. Of course with all the listening technology, I should put my phone in the microwave while I am threatening.
 
My life is so exciting I have to try to keep from dozing off with these diary entries. Yesterday was my birthday and I was 40 again. I have lost count of my 40th birthdays but they keep comin'. I heard from all the kids, even a couple of grandkids, got nice gifts plus the traditional tulips from my youngest son, and a nice seafood dinner. On our way home from dinner we stopped at Antonio's and got some tiramisu for dessert... there is ALWAYS room for Antonio's tiramisu.

Today I'm finally making pickles after talking about it for a week. I'm already tired of cucumbers and I have been giving them to the neighbors.

Next month will be doctor month. I have appointments with my oncologist for scans, my PCP checkup and blood work, my ophthalmologist to discuss cataract surgery, and a dermatologist to check a suspicious rough patch near my collarbone. I need to make a dentist appointment for a cleaning, too. All the fun things!

I talked to my sister last night and she told me that they are having a lot of wildfires in south GA. Similar to @Marie Mallory , the air outside her house is smokey and unpleasant though the fires are still miles away from her place. I really hate wildfires; they are so scary and unpredictable.
 
Beth Gallagher said:
My life is so exciting I have to try to keep from dozing off with these diary entries. Yesterday was my birthday and I was 40 again. I have lost count of my 40th birthdays but they keep comin'. I heard from all the kids, even a couple of grandkids, got nice gifts plus the traditional tulips from my youngest son, and a nice seafood dinner. On our way home from dinner we stopped at Antonio's and got some tiramisu for dessert... there is ALWAYS room for Antonio's tiramisu.

Today I'm finally making pickles after talking about it for a week. I'm already tired of cucumbers and I have been giving them to the neighbors.

Next month will be doctor month. I have appointments with my oncologist for scans, my PCP checkup and blood work, my ophthalmologist to discuss cataract surgery, and a dermatologist to check a suspicious rough patch near my collarbone. I need to make a dentist appointment for a cleaning, too. All the fun things!

I talked to my sister last night and she told me that they are having a lot of wildfires in south GA. Similar to @Marie Mallory , the air outside her house is smokey and unpleasant though the fires are still miles away from her place. I really hate wildfires; they are so scary and unpredictable.
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Glad you had a great B-Day and wish you luck with your appountments.
So far here smoke is not so bad now. It comes and goes.
 
Beth Gallagher said:
My life is so exciting I have to try to keep from dozing off with these diary entries. Yesterday was my birthday and I was 40 again. I have lost count of my 40th birthdays but they keep comin'. I heard from all the kids, even a couple of grandkids, got nice gifts plus the traditional tulips from my youngest son, and a nice seafood dinner. On our way home from dinner we stopped at Antonio's and got some tiramisu for dessert... there is ALWAYS room for Antonio's tiramisu.

Today I'm finally making pickles after talking about it for a week. I'm already tired of cucumbers and I have been giving them to the neighbors.

Next month will be doctor month. I have appointments with my oncologist for scans, my PCP checkup and blood work, my ophthalmologist to discuss cataract surgery, and a dermatologist to check a suspicious rough patch near my collarbone. I need to make a dentist appointment for a cleaning, too. All the fun things!

I talked to my sister last night and she told me that they are having a lot of wildfires in south GA. Similar to @Marie Mallory , the air outside her house is smokey and unpleasant though the fires are still miles away from her place. I really hate wildfires; they are so scary and unpredictable.
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Well. happy 40th! Now Ken will have to ban you unless you can edit your post to say 50. :sneaky: In any case Happy Birthday!!!
 
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