General Humor
- Thread starter Lois E. Winters
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Tony Page
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie... The man decided to try it out at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I was at my friend's house watching a DVD. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was an erotic movie. Dad: What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what an erotic movie was. The robot slaps the dad. Mom: HAHAHAHAHA. He is your son after all! The robot slaps the mom.
Lois E. Winters
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Jacqueline Lindt
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Jacqueline Lindt
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Rinza Velez
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What was the key to my financial success? Early on, I invested in sow belly futures, thus providing the LINK to an early retirement. Despite the usual gRINDS of life, I have a wonderful PORKfolio, and have built up quite a wad of BACON. I'm in HOG heaven! At times it was a struggle, but in life, sometimes you have to FRY in the fire in order to become a top SAUSAGE. 
John Walker
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@Rinza Velez
You were fine with black on white, which is white on black with dark mode.
However now you have changed back to white on white, which doesn't work well at all.
You were fine with black on white, which is white on black with dark mode.
However now you have changed back to white on white, which doesn't work well at all.
I thought it was a secret message. Does anyone know how to get lemon juice off of a monitor?
Hedi Mitchell
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perfect Lois!
Tony Page
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Use lemonade?