General Humor

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie... The man decided to try it out at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I was at my friend's house watching a DVD. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was an erotic movie. Dad: What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what an erotic movie was. The robot slaps the dad. Mom: HAHAHAHAHA. He is your son after all! The robot slaps the mom.
 
What was the key to my financial success? Early on, I invested in sow belly futures, thus providing the LINK to an early retirement. Despite the usual gRINDS of life, I have a wonderful PORKfolio, and have built up quite a wad of BACON. I'm in HOG heaven! At times it was a struggle, but in life, sometimes you have to FRY in the fire in order to become a top SAUSAGE. :)
 
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