General Humor

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie... The man decided to try it out at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you during school hours? Son: At school. The robot slaps the son. Son: Ok! I was at my friend's house watching a DVD. Dad: Which one? Son: Kung Fu Panda The robot slaps the son again. Son: Ok! It was an erotic movie. Dad: What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what an erotic movie was. The robot slaps the dad. Mom: HAHAHAHAHA. He is your son after all! The robot slaps the mom.
 
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