General Humor

[Beth Gallagher]

An elderly woman was watching the news and heard a report that there was a driver going the wrong way down the interstate. Knowing that her husband was on that interstate, she called to warn him about the driver. He replied in a panic, "It's not just one. There are hundreds of them!"

 

[Beth Gallagher]

 

[Lois E. Winters]

 

[Axel Slingerland]

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That's a good reason to not get married. But remember, if you start digging a moat around your castle, it needs to be 7 to 10 feet deep and wide enough to make it difficult to cross, have a bridge wide enough for your ass to cross it, and it needs to go all the way around your castle. Good luck getting your neighbor to pay for the wall.

 

[Beth Gallagher]

When you forget to shake the ketchup...

 

[Lois E. Winters]

 

[Beth Gallagher]

 

[Beth Gallagher]

 

[Beth Gallagher]

I just love this woman. She started the "We Do Not Care Club" and she is so funny.

 

[Marie Mallory]

 

[Krystal Shay]