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Krystal Shay
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Don Alaska
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Not a cartoon, but I came across this ad for an old restaurant in San Francisco. Just poor wording.
Fior d'Italia in San Francisco, California
Trattoria Fior d'Italia is iconic and has rich history. The restaurant started in 1886, later becoming a brothel that served meals to Richard Nixon and Luciano Pavarotti. The restaurant has changed locations and owners over the years due to various circumstances. However, it has always remained in San Francisco's Little Italy (or North Beach) and is the oldest Italian restaurant in America. You can taste such classic dishes as: veal scalopinne, osso buco and zabaglione as many decades ago.
Lois E. Winters
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Don Alaska
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Yesterday (I think) was The Solemnity of the Ass, apparently an old holiday commemorating the animal Mary rode on and Jesus later rode into Jerusalem upon.
Marie Mallory
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Krystal Shay
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Jacob Petersheim
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Marie Mallory
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LOL, reminds me of the song, " I like It' I like it ,I love it, I want some more of it"
Beth Gallagher
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Lois E. Winters
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Paul Sparky
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Krystal Shay
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Paul Sparky
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This could be useful, in the right place....
Beth Gallagher
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Beth Gallagher
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An elderly woman was watching the news and heard a report that there was a driver going the wrong way down the interstate. Knowing that her husband was on that interstate, she called to warn him about the driver. He replied in a panic, "It's not just one. There are hundreds of them!"
Beth Gallagher
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Lois E. Winters
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Axel Slingerland
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That's a good reason to not get married. But remember, if you start digging a moat around your castle, it needs to be 7 to 10 feet deep and wide enough to make it difficult to cross, have a bridge wide enough for your ass to cross it, and it needs to go all the way around your castle. Good luck getting your neighbor to pay for the wall.
Beth Gallagher
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When you forget to shake the ketchup...
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