What Are You Doing Today?

Can y’all smell the Bengay? 😜 All the bending and scooping of the trimmings. Ack! We are half done trimming the bushes. We got the front of the house done, and so are we for today. We may have to call in Edward Scissorhands to finish the job.✂️:ROFLMAO:

We might have gotten a little farther along, if we hadn't sat on the porch for so long recouping after trimming each shrub. :D
No Bengay here, just Voltaten! :sneaky: I am an electric type of gal! :ROFLMAO:
 
Can y’all smell the Bengay? 😜 All the bending and scooping of the trimmings. Ack! We are half done trimming the bushes. We got the front of the house done, and so are we for today. We may have to call in Edward Scissorhands to finish the job.✂️:ROFLMAO:

We might have gotten a little farther along, if we hadn't sat on the porch for so long recouping after trimming each shrub. :D
I can't believe how week muscles can get which is why they hurt so much when we use them. I can't even use Bengay on mine yet. I was getting ready to shower and the muscle I ripped under my shoulder/bicept looks like a horse bit me :eek:
Guess I can never let myself get this weak again.
 
Can y’all smell the Bengay? 😜 All the bending and scooping of the trimmings. Ack! We are half done trimming the bushes. We got the front of the house done, and so are we for today. We may have to call in Edward Scissorhands to finish the job.✂️:ROFLMAO:

We might have gotten a little farther along, if we hadn't sat on the porch for so long recouping after trimming each shrub. :D

Ugh, I know exactly what you're saying. I have to be the "designated trimmer," or my husband will get out the chainsaw and cut the hedges off at the ground. He doesn't get the "shaping" concept and believes that twigs look fine because "they will grow back". 😲 So I use the long hedge clippers that have the "scissor" mechanism. By the time I've done one hedge I'm steps away from urgent care.

I have some electric clippers but I have cut two expensive extension cords in half so I'm not allowed to use those without supervision.
 
Ugh, I know exactly what you're saying. I have to be the "designated trimmer," or my husband will get out the chainsaw and cut the hedges off at the ground. He doesn't get the "shaping" concept and believes that twigs look fine because "they will grow back". 😲 So I use the long hedge clippers that have the "scissor" mechanism. By the time I've done one hedge I'm steps away from urgent care.

I have some electric clippers but I have cut two expensive extension cords in half so I'm not allowed to use those without supervision.
Get the battery operated shrub trimmers. I have the Ryobi with two different heads. Lightweight and very easy to handle. High quality and affordable.
 
What am I doing today? That is a good question. I have nothing planned other than getting a few groceries I forgot on the last trip. It wasn't that I was shopping without a detailed list, I just didn't double check it and was checked out before I realized I forgot a couple of items.

I should get out and do more yard work, but I still have a knotted muscle on one shoulder from hanging on to my Stihl weed eater. It also causes one finger to go numb unless I remember to take breaks. To be honest, the knotted muscle is just a better sounding excuse than the truth. The whole truth is I have copped a bad attitude about yard work that grows worse as I age.

I tried to remember some of the signs that the minister that sold me this place, years ago, had out in the garden and flower beds. One was, "Blessed is he that pulls the weeds from the tomatoes." I am no Bible scholar, but if that was a legit verse, my mom would have had it on a billboard in the garden. I was very wise to Bible shaming to guilt children into doing unpleasant garden task. It was a family tradition.

How many times, as a kid, I heard, saying like "Gardening is connecting with God." You can bet your sweet biff, I never ate an apple while working in the orchard. Once while weeding a long row in the garden, I looked back to check my progress, and I saw a cattle salt block on the other side of the fence. While I was a kid and no ones wife, dead set against relocation, I never looked back while weeding, again. The idea of being turned into a salt block and being licked by cattle, was traumatic.

Even with these memories, I have decided I can look at weeds and concede they are the victors. I conceded to quack and crab grass years ago. After all dandelions and thistles are no longer weeds once they bloom. Anyone can clearly see they are flowers. :sneaky:
 
Ugh, I know exactly what you're saying. I have to be the "designated trimmer," or my husband will get out the chainsaw and cut the hedges off at the ground. He doesn't get the "shaping" concept and believes that twigs look fine because "they will grow back". 😲 So I use the long hedge clippers that have the "scissor" mechanism. By the time I've done one hedge I'm steps away from urgent care.

I have some electric clippers but I have cut two expensive extension cords in half so I'm not allowed to use those without supervision.
Reminds me of "We must...we must improve our bust." (long handled hedge clippers). :ROFLMAO:
 
Well, y'all may recall that I only have one, so not a lot of bust development going on here. 😁

Thanks to @Faye Fox . we were on a battery-operated hedge clipper mission to Home Depot earlier. I also wanted some "fence hangers" (like the kind used for ladders) to hang up my unused metal trellises that are always in the way behind the shed. My husband bought himself a straw garden hat after yet another skin cancer visit to the dermatologist recently. (Looks kind of ridiculous to me but we're old now and that seems to go with the territory. 👒)

He also picked up a large potted Cherokee Purple tomato plant with a built-in trellis on the pot. They were on clearance so finally a reasonable price. So now my "garden" has another tomato plant.

Our final stop was at the donut shop where we picked out a half-dozen, then came home and made coffee.
 
My husband bought himself a straw garden hat after yet another skin cancer visit to the dermatologist recently. (Looks kind of ridiculous to me but we're old now and that seems to go with the territory. 👒)
My husband started to wear this hat a few years ago, when he is outside in the sun doing stuff. I like to never got use to him wearing that type of hat. I think he ended up buying one in every color.:rolleyes:

Dorman Hat Co. Men's soaker Hat with Mesh Sides

 
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My husband started to wear this hat a few years ago, when he is outside in the sun doing stuff. I like to never got use to him wearing that type of hat. I think he ended up buying one in every color.:rolleyes:

Dorman Hat Co. Men's soaker Hat with Mesh Sides


That one doesn't look too bad. The one my husband bought is a limp straw, so he has that "Smiley Burnette" thing going on. :ROFLMAO:
 
That one doesn't look too bad. The one my husband bought is a limp straw, so he has that "Smiley Burnette" thing going on. :ROFLMAO:
Did he get stripped bibbed overalls? If not, drag his butt back to that store and get a pair. Also a pitchfork, I suggest a 5 prong known as a manure fork, for cleaning up those fallen trimming that fell in the rocks, victims of the new battery operated shrub trimmer, skillfully guided by your hands. He can use the fork to lean on while watching you sculpture (as opposed to chainsaw butchery) those evergreens. :cool:
 
My husband started to wear this hat a few years ago, when he is outside in the sun doing stuff. I like to never got use to him wearing that type of hat. I think he ended up buying one in every color.:rolleyes:

Dorman Hat Co. Men's soaker Hat with Mesh Sides

Hey that looks like my American Hat Company USA made women's hat that cost me well over $100 on sale. I hung it on this fence post during my rural walk to get a photo.


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