What Advice Would You Give Your 14-Year-Old Self?

Don't go stay in Texas with your old aunt so you can get a drivers license at 14.

Don't drive so fast going to that party!

Don't cry when the judge fines you the max and you have to sell your new hard earned Fender Duo Sonic guitar to pay it off.

Don't call the old, bald, mean, eccentric, unfair, mentally ill, chemistry teacher a skin headed nickname for Richard!

Don't spray paint "numb nuts" on your ex boyfriends pickup, unless you know for sure it is his, not his dads.
 
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