So, you don’t watch football, baseball, basketball or any of the other stuff that has been made into a political mess and are just sitting around with nothing to do. You look around the room and spot the wife’s Zoomba sitting in the corner and wonder, “gosh, I wonder if this thing could be converted into a fighting machine?” So, you go to work on the computerized floor sweeper from your new living quarters in the garage and with a little work, your accomplishment finds itself in the middle of a ring, fighting with someone else’s wife’s converted Zoomba and a new sport has emerged. Now, I don’t know if the sport is worthy of a bunch of guys watching “Battle Bots” on pay per view and eating Cheetos and drinking beer, but I binge watched about 20 of the matches tonight and find them absolutely fascinating and even somewhat exhilarating. Here’s an example of some of the matches I watched on YouTube. .