I stopped thinking about run of the mill yearly birthdays a long time ago, but 70 years is seven decades. That me sit back and think "WTF???" On the plus side, at least I did not get Colon Cancer two days before my 70th birthday like in 2016 when I turned 60. I've had Skin Cancer several times, and my Doc in Eureka said even though that is somewhat minor in the grand scheme of things, I was still a Cancer Survivor. I laughed that off because is was minor. But when he said I had Colon Cancer, and the Polyp was 0.5mm from breaking through the Colon wall, which is smaller than the size of the ball in a fine point pen, and he got it all. I was convinced... Now I believe I am a Cancer Survivor.