General Humor

Mary Stetler said:
I think we know this. Not trying to be insulting.
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The word "Some" was missing. :giggle: Much like someone asking, "Why do women murder their husbands to collect life insurance payouts?"
Or, "Why do women cheat on their husbands & expect instant forgiveness?"

Years ago, I worked at a home health agency. The owner of the company had a friend of hers come in to sell a "self-defense" tool to the nurses who did home visits - mostly women. The $20.00 device was a small can that let out a loud noise to scare away an attacker. Of course, to help sell it, the saleslady told some scary tales about women who were attacked & how this device could have....saved them.

One such tale was about a lady on a first date who invited the guy into her apartment for coffee after dinner out. He tried to force himself on her. When she got angry & told him to get out, he said, "You wouldn't have invited me in if you didn't want it."
"One of the nurses asked, "Why do men act that way?"
I was quiet until that point; I didn't make fun of the silly noisemaker or anything.
I said, "Just a minute. This morning, during my shower, I noticed that I'm a man & I don't act that way."
Well, at least she got the message & said she was sorry.
 
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and after a few minutes, she notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her.

She finally asks “My child, why are you staring at me?”

He hesitates and says “I… I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.”

She smiles kindly and replies, “My son, I´ve been a nun a long time. I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.”

So he says “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”

She pauses, then says “Well…. Let´s see what we can do. Are you single?”

“Yes!” he says, excited.

“And are you Catholic?”

“Absolutely!”

She nods “Then pull into that alley.”

He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass.

As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying.

The nun gently asks, “My dear child, why are you crying?”

He sniffles and says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.”

The nun smiles and says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.” ¨
 
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