General Humor

A beautiful woman was standing on a crowded bus.
A young boy noticed her & immediately got up & offered her his seat.
The woman suddenly got furious & slapped the boy.
"Wow," said the boy. "These days, you can't even be nice to people."
Then he went back & sat on his father's lap.
 
So......a guy walks into a lawyer's office & says, "I need a good lawyer; I've been charged with theft."
The lawyer asks, "Can you afford to pay my fee?"
"No," he says. "I'm completely broke."
The lawyer frowned & said "Well then, how do you plan to pay me?"
The guy says, "I do have a beautiful classic 1967 Mustang."
The lawyer's eyes lit up. "Great." You can sell it or use it as collateral. So, what are they accusing you of stealing?"
"The 1967 Mustang."
 
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