General Humor

Three legged chicken


A man is driving down a country road going 55 miles an hour. He looks in his rear view mirror and sees a chicken coming running up close behind him. He speeds up to 60 MPH to see if he can get a better look at it. He looks out his side window and sees a three legged chicken right beside him. What the???? the chicken zooms on ahead of him. He speeds up to 65 MPH and keeps up with the chicken. The chicken turns down a farm path. The man follows. He gets to a farm house with the farmer sitting on the front porch.

Man: Did you just see a three legged chicken go by here?

Farmer: Yep. I breed them.

Man: You breed thee legged chickens????? Why?

Farmer: I like the thighs, wife likes the thighs, then little Bubba came along. He likes the thighs so I started breeding three legged chickens.

Man: What do they taste loke?

Farmer: I don't know. Ain't never been able to catch one.
 
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