General Humor and Cartoons
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Bobby Cole
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About 15 minutes ago I got a food alert that left me with some very mixed feelings.
There were so many ads attached to the alert, I didn’t get which company was responsible but it appears that “chocolate” is being recalled.
At first I said to myself, no worries because the only chocolate I consume any longer is raw cocoa but when I read further, it appears that the sweet they’re referring to is somehow laced with “Sildenafil” or rather, Viagra.
Not sure whether to laugh or regret quitting chocolate, I then thought about all the pubescent boys who grabbed a chocolate bar before school for instant energy and got slightly more than they bargained for.
Imagine the school principal calling the parents to come get their kid and the young man trying to convince mom and dad that he didn’t get into dad’s stash.
There were so many ads attached to the alert, I didn’t get which company was responsible but it appears that “chocolate” is being recalled.
At first I said to myself, no worries because the only chocolate I consume any longer is raw cocoa but when I read further, it appears that the sweet they’re referring to is somehow laced with “Sildenafil” or rather, Viagra.
Not sure whether to laugh or regret quitting chocolate, I then thought about all the pubescent boys who grabbed a chocolate bar before school for instant energy and got slightly more than they bargained for.
Imagine the school principal calling the parents to come get their kid and the young man trying to convince mom and dad that he didn’t get into dad’s stash.
Jacqueline Lindt
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Jacqueline Lindt
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Kirra Summers
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
Laughter is the best medicine. By the way, I have some Irish ancestors.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
Laughter is the best medicine. By the way, I have some Irish ancestors.