Famous (and Not So Famous) Quotes

[Steve North]

Old age comes at the worst time..
Once you finally know everything, ... you start to forget everything you know..

 

[Steve North]

No one said ........................ "Life is Fair"......

 

[Steve North]

What part of NO don't you understand....

 

[Lois E. Winters]

 

[Marie Mallory]

Old parental Quote,

"I'm gonna beat the con=ti=nen=tal hell out of you".
The four syllable whipping with emphasis on every syllable that meant business.

 

[Beth Gallagher]

When my mother was mad at any of us kids, she'd say, "You'd better walk a chalk line!" I always wondered what the hell that meant but I could tell by her tone it wasn't a joke, haha.

 

[Ed Wilson]

When my mother was mad at any of us kids, she'd say, "You'd better walk a chalk line!" I always wondered what the hell that meant but I could tell by her tone it wasn't a joke, haha.

"You'd better walk a chalk line" means to behave with strict propriety, discipline, or obedience, adhering closely to rules or expectations
. It is an idiomatic expression, often used as a warning to conform to a specific standard of conduct to avoid consequences.

• Meaning: To follow a direct, correct, or moral course of action without deviating.
• Usage: Frequently applied to expectations for employees, students, or children to maintain order, such as "She had to walk the chalk line to keep her job".
• Origin: Often associated with a test of sobriety where individuals had to walk a straight line chalked on the ground, or from the, perhaps related, concept of strict, controlled movement in performances.
• Alternative Phrases: Often used similarly to "toe the line" (adhering to a standard) or sometimes confused with "walk a fine line" (balancing between two extremes).

 

[Marie Mallory]

When my mother was mad at any of us kids, she'd say, "You'd better walk a chalk line!" I always wondered what the hell that meant but I could tell by her tone it wasn't a joke, haha.

Beth, I've heard that expression although not from momma.

 

[Steve North]

I came into this world with nothing,...... and,...... today I still have most of it...

 

[Beth Gallagher]

“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”

― Robin Williams

 

[Beth Gallagher]

"If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me."

-- Louie Anderson

 

[Lois E. Winters]

 

[Krystal Shay]

“The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the Universe to know itself”

Carl Sagan

 

[Tony Page]

Ronald Reagan quotes Thomas Jefferson

 

[Beth Gallagher]

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

-- Henny Youngman

 

[Beth Gallagher]

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

-- George Carlin

 

[Tony Page]

“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.” — Stephen Hawking

 

[Tony Page]

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” — Drew Carey

 

[Marie Mallory]

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

-- George Carlin

Another one of those clubs 'we ain't in'.
Guess they missed the verse ,' it's better to give than receive'?

 

[Tony Page]