Right this moment, you are the oldest you have ever been but you are also the youngest you will ever be again.
The best thing about the good old days is that we were neither good nor old. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge? So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It’s not the end of the world. I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bastard did was make me pay in advance.