ATD: At The Doctor's BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CGU: Can’t Get Up CR: Can't Remember SYATSC: See You At The Senior Centre DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget OMG: Ouch, My Groin! OMMR: On My Massage Recliner ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up SUS: Speak Up, Sonny TLC: Totally Lost Continence TOT: Texting on Toilet WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WIWYA: When I Was Your Age WTF: Wet the Floor WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil. .