SENIORS TEXTING CODE.... ATD..At The Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR..On My Massage Recliner. OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL..Talk To You Louder.
WTF Where's The Freestuff BTW Bring The Wipes LOL Lazy Old Lush LMAO Liking My Asparagus Oatmeal NIYL Not In Your Lifetime WASS What a Shit Show BOF Belching Out Freely BBN Bad Bingo Numbers ADD Adult Diaper Dilemma SMP Smooch My Patoot CYP Check Your Pants