Optimist Pessimist

Fortunately for me, I had a really fast black muscle car to offer you gals a ride, and off we skedaddled outa there.

 

Unfortunately, @Ina I. Wonder forgot to buy gas and we gave out of gas after a mile.

 

@Shirley Martin , I bet you were surprised when the propeller pop up, and off we went out of danger.

 

Sadly, @Ina I. Wonder we landed in a remote valley filled with man eating tigers.

 

But fortunately for us @Shirley Martin , we had futuristic laser guns and a really good looking time traveler to guide us out of the wilderness, and into a relaxing spa up in the mountains of Spain. (Do they have mountains in Spain?)

 

Unfortunately, our time traveler guide had a terrible sense of direction and landed us right smack in the middle of a battle between the Klingons and the Lizard people of Aranya.

 

Fortunately for all of us, the Klingons have had a long standing fascination concerning human technologies, and their handlers. Although our vehicles and weapons technology are way way ahead of the Klingons, they were considered junk to be good only for smelting down and reused.

Klingons are also known for their honesty, so we felt safe in trusting him to guide us to the border of his reservation.

 

Unfortunately, the Lizard People of Aranya won the battle and took us captive.

 

Unfortunately for @Ken Anderson , it turned out to be a male of the species.

 

Fortunately for @Ken Anderson , just as the Arayan was becoming amorous, The USS Enterprise beamed us up.