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    This thread is for the more broadminded Boomer and Senior not offended by some mature humor..
     
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    Wood 4 Plans.jpeg
     
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    Embarrassing Senior Moment.

    There was a bit of confusion in the local liquor shop this morning. When I was ready to pay for my Jack Daniels, the check-out assistant said to me, 'Strip down facing me.'

    Making a mental note to complain to my state governor about excessive security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my debit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
     
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    ^^^^Bwahahahaha! ^^^^
     
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    I find it an affront that I was asked to never shop there again. Didnt the female shop assistant like my front:oops:
    Where is your contribution y'all
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    Maybe she thought your credit card was too small. :D
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Woman to her husband while making love. "Please say dirty things to me!"

    Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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