Do any of you remember Danish Comedian/Concert Pianist Victor Borge and his famous "Inflationary Language"? You add one to any numberlike word while speaking, such as "I ate a tenderloin with my fork, and it was just too wonderful!", which then becomes "I Nined an Elevenderloin with my Fivek, and it was just Three Twoderful!" Get the idea? Google to Victor Borge Inflationary Language for a sample short story! Hal
Back when I was going to college(late 50s) I had a chance to see Victor in Boston. Loved his performance.