.I am getting old lol and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to my old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!! I did take from another forum. .....Peace!
I actually don't mind, doesn't bother me. My mind doesn't think old and as long as I'm healthy enough I'm fine with it. Just don't want to go downhill too fast. I can deal with anything except bad pain and dementia.
The only good thing about getting old is that we are wiser - what to do with all this wisdom .............. I don't remember half of it
Thanks for the chuckle, @Chrissy Page. My memory seems to get worse every day, but as long as I remember the good stuff, I'm o.k. with that.
Hi Chrissy, Here's few of my favorite jokes poking a little fun at our advancing age! I'll have to paraphrase them but here goes. I believe the first one's a birthday card. Three hard of hearing friends walking along the beach: First friend: "It's windy today!" Second friend: "No it's not. It's Thursday!" Third friend: "I'm thirsty too. Let's go have beer!" A few "How old are you?" jokes. I'm so old...... ....when I was a kid rainbows were black & white! ...Lincoln took my birthday off! ...I went to an antiques auction and three people bid on me! Great bumper sticker I saw: " Consciousness. That confusing time between naps!" Tony
I just found this thread. I followed @Tony Britton. I guess my title as Tech Zombie is still safe. But I'll gladly add a few more funnies. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. (I know a few of my dear dear friends will get me for this one, but here goes anyway.) A blonde said, I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, but I was relieved when he told me all I needed was signal fluid. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. A friend in need is a pest. A man's got to do what a man's got to do, and a woman must do what he can't. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. We all want to live long lives, but none of us wish to be old. Dear Creator, I have a problem; it's me. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege If a frog didn't hop, he wouldn't bump his butt.
Life gets tedious, don't it? http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...FE302EF1B87404B3A5AAFE302EF1B8740&FORM=VRDGAR
Life goes on no matter what age we are. What if we were like Mork from Ork? Why must people suffer, or why must people get pain? Why are people poor? Why are there cockroaches....I can't stand roaches! Why isn't there a button to click that vacuums your home automatically? Why are there diseases, illness and sickness? Why can't we have teeth growing forever? Why do we grow old why can't we stay at age 25 and look and feel 25 forever?