Lets all have a good time, but I won't drink any of that moonshine.. I will have a party without it and we will dance, play, sing, and eat cherries, and those that want can drink the shine... Hey, what about poor Shirley who is waiting for us to finish the pie?? Someone should go get her and tell her to join us but bring along a ...........................
A portable microphone so she can sing.. ? But , but, Steve. what about that delicious cherry pie? the kind my granny use to make..???
Well, perhaps the pie will have to wait till we finish the party.. We will drink, sing, dance, and eat cherries that we picked... As far as the pie goes, we may have to go pick apples for the pie.. Shirley can make us any kind of pie we bring the fruit for such as gooseberries, blackberries, chokecherries, or anything else... Now, shirley came to the party to sing but forgot to bring her .............
Zither so I can play along as she sings. Do you have an instrument I can play with? oh,Wait.. Please.. let me rephrase that,!!! Do you have a musical instrument that I can use to play songs with ?
Hey, y'all, don't mind me. I'm still trying to figure out how Steve got cherries off of that persimmon tree.
Right next to the persimmon tree was a cherry tree.. Now if you want an instrument to play with, I just happen to have a ......................
Gulp .. don't even go there Steve, Shirley where you been child ? We got some shine and a big chair of bowlies too..
I was going to suggest my banjo, but you are right.... I won't go there because dear Shirley will have other plans for sure, such as perhaps ................................
Ain't nobody going for a canoe ride until I get these pies made. Louise, you get the pits out of the cherries. Steve, you fetch a bucket of water from the well. I'll be fixin' to be mixin' up the dough for the crusts. Darn, now where did I put that sugar???
Yes maam.. I need a pit picker though..., Miss Shirley ,you got one? We got some sugar cane growin' out back Miss Shirley....you want me to see if cousin Billy bob can go pickin some canes? he;s good at pea picking and git-tar pickin' too Miss Shirely..
Well that could of happened . should we try to find him or wait til he get frantic and starts to yell.