I don't recall the Chapter or Verse, but there is a line in the Scripture that says: "...and they were all in one Accord." It must have been in the NEW testament. Hal
So check your Search Engine for Religious Humor...there are some pretty good 'uns there! Like the Nun filling her empty gas tank from a Bedpan! Hal
When we were at school we used to know some funny ones, I can't remember them all now but I do remember the joke about a motorbike being mentioned in the bible''.... ''For the roar of David's triumph could be heard throughout the land ( or something like that) ..and a favourite one which got me detention in RE studies was.. ''Jesus told Lazarus to come forth...and Lazarus came forth... and won a bag of nuts!!!
A preacher mentions during his sermon that all modern problems have a reference in the Bible. After church, a lady stops him and challenges him to find a reference to PMS in the Bible. He accepts the challenge and tells her he will answer her next Sunday. Sure enough, next Sunday he opens his Bible and points to a verse in the book of Mark: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."