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  1. John Brunner

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    Funny, I was thinking the of that song, too.

    I saw Prine in concert years and years ago.
     
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    Dear Brucie, Not seeing that part of your brain on the drawing in your science book on the first look is understandable. That male blindness comes from the same part of the brain that causes a male to look in the frig and not see seven days' worth of leftovers and then whine about nothing to eat.

    Now look again at the drawing and you will see "dangerous pursuits." The male swine syndrome that causes males to become hogs and then complain about the consequences of their hogging covers or hogging hot dogs, comes from that part of the brain. Testing a female's patience or sympathy level for self-inflicted suffering can be dangerous.
     
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    Dear John, It is marketing clear and simple. Millions are made annually by Wally World by people in line buying stuff that fills the displays on either side of the line. It also gives customers time to remember what they forgot and check their list over, then have someone watch their basket, keep their place in line, while they go back for more. Also, it gives time for taking photos of bizarre Walmart shoppers which leads to free advertising when the photo goes viral.
     
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    Dear Charlie, Is the wood split? If so, how split, half or quarter? You see a full cord of quarter split is a lot more wood than a cord of round. From personal experience, my answer is zero because any woodchuck eyeing my wood died suddenly. I used the broadside of my 10 full cord 1/4 split tamarack wood stack for tomahawk and knife chucking practice. A chuckling woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood at last chuckle Faye's without upchucking due to knife chucking.
     
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    Dear Al, Can you put that in the form of a question? :D
    Example: Dear Ms Fox, I was always hot a night, so I threw my covers over on my wife. Does that make me a bad guy?o_O
    Answer: Dear Al, No, that makes you a gentleman :) unless your wife was experiencing a hot flash. :mad:
     
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    Dear Ms. Foxy: The picture from this college-level anthropology textbook seems to be much more focused and less diversified than the previous pik I posted. Which do you think is more accurate? There appears to be some hot dogs here, although I don't have my glasses on so not sure.


    Brain male.jpg
     
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    [JayLeno] "Science has discovered that both men and women have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The difference is that the male's thought is 19 seconds long."[/JayLeno]
     
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    Dear Faye,
    I'm feeling really guilty. I met this wonderful woman yesterday we had a great day but that night all she wants to do was lick my body up and down, I had to do my civil Duty and have her arrested when I found out she didn't have a "licker license". Now I'm wondering if I did the right thing?
     
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    My name is Michael
    I got a nickel
    I got a nickel, shiny and new
    I'm gonna buy me
    Some Ms. Fox therapy
    That's what I'm gonna do



    Obscure reference found here
     
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    Ms. Fox:

    Help me!!!!

     
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    Dear Mz. Fox,
    I just moved to a new town. I want to make new friends but all my neighbors are standoffish. Some have been downright rude. I think they are jealous because I'm rich, good looking and have a great sense of humor. I jokingly told one of them that he had too many tattoos. And that his wife wore her dresses too tight. I was only joking. They just don't understand my sense of humor. How can I make friends here?

    Jody
     
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    On an unrelated note: Would you happen to be a member of the Harper Valley PTA? [​IMG]
     
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