Way back when, in a day when there were only two people on earth and in a small garden called Eden, we find our two young population starters hard at work. Adam the Biblical male, was busy naming all of his new pets while we see Eve, the original first lady, on her hands and knees looking for and naming potential food in which to BBQ. Eve was digging and suddenly came up with a long thin orange colored looking thing. Brushing it off and taking a bite she yelled, ÄDAM! Lookest what thing I hast found! Adam, just naming his pet anteater, then replied, ¨I wast busy, but didst hear thou calling my name and proclaiming that thou hast named our food.¨ (Adam had a pretty good IQ) Eve then said, ¨Indeed, I shall calleth it a Carrot!¨ And Adam saw that it was good, and it was good. Eve then dug up a brown, roundish sort of thing and brushed it off and then took a bite and yelled, ÄDAM!! I, thine wife which God hath appointed to work with thee hath found another good thing to eatest. Adam looked up from his newly named Crocodile, and said,¨surely thou art quick. It wast not but 2 twitches of my pet Aardvarks tail in which thou didst call me last!¨ Then Eve said to Adam, ¨but dearest husband of mine who sacrificed his rib that I would be with thee to labor and love, I have named a new food. I shall calleth it a Potato.¨ Adam saw that it was good, and it was good. Adam went back to his naming and Eve went back to her crawling around when then it happened. Eve got her face out of the dirt and looked up and saw.............and she said with a certain velvet feeling in her voice...oh Aaaaadddaaaammmmm.........I thinkest thou mayest like this.....Then all of Hell broke loose!! This was the beginning of food and how everything got it´s name. Now, what say we cook some!