Absurdities Sarcastically Tiptoeing On Eggshells In My Brain

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  1. Dwight Ward

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    My robot woman runs down in a few hours. It takes a long time to recharge her batteries. Darn it all.
     
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    I thought it was funny. I'm sorry you didn't think so. I meant no disrespect.
     
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    Oh I am fine, just seemed out of character for you.
     
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    I'm still trying to discover what my character is. I want to find my role in this battle and to accept that I am not a hero. My best guess is that my Savior wants me to care for homeless people and homeless animals. I'd like to more directly fight these evil people because i really am a warrior who doesn't back down but I can accept a lesser role. My greatest sin is/was arrogance. I don't know why I reveal these things on the internet.

    On a more positive note, that avatar is really me. Ain't I handsome? A babe magnet. :p

    Oh yeah, that arrogance thing.
     
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    I have thought of several responses to your post, and frankly am a bit concerned over your mental state.
    I can not tell if your trying to be funny- which you are not, or your going through some mental crisis.
    At your age not sure why your character is at question.
    A chick magnet you are not, most of us are not at our ages. But a tidy up of that scraggly beard, and smile on your face versus the puckered lip thing, even your mom would approve. :)

    OM , I really should read thread titles better :rolleyes:
     
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    Oh pooh. Dwight has been trying to be a chick magnet and superhero for quite some time. Every once in a while his posts can be a little bit funny. Sometimes not so much. Trump is an oldster and mostly, stuff works for him. Sometimes not. But he can pay a fortune for his barber and his clothes. All Dwight needs is to win one of those billion dollar powerballs.;)
     
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    That's all any man (or woman) needs.

    Until then...

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    Also, I'm going to take Yvonne to court. I'm suing her for character asssistinnation. I'm getting my lawyer to issue what i think is called a subpenis.
     
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    I don't want to be crude but I already have powerballs.
     
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    I don't disagree with many of your comments. I've been having a hard time lately. My new faith has made looking in the mirror without benefit of self-delusion a painful experience. I am also concerned about my emotional and mental health but if I am crazy I'm not capable of judging if I am crazy, if that makes sense. All I know is that I'm concerned about my fellow man, wish to do good in the world and mean no one harm to anyone. Taking into account all my character flaws I'm thinking that's not so crazy.
    I am vane, arrogant, selfish and have failed to take life seriously. I have a childish need for attention. I don't feel forgiven for any of these things..As the song I Been Out Walkin' says - "Please don't confront me with my failures. I'm aware of them.".

    I'll trim my beard.
     
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    Sigh - whatever floats your boat Dwight
    P S we are never too old to try and change
     
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    I think that is one measure of a man - that he can learn and change and try to be a better man. I appreciate your opinions.
     
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