"What." the judge asked the defendant, "were you doing when the police came?" "Waiting sir." "For what?" "For money." "Who was suppose to give you the money?" "The man i'd been waiting for ." "What did he give it to you for?" "For waiting." "Enough of this garbage! What do you do for a living?" "I'm a Waiter!"
During the school lesson, the teacher asked the children to compose sentences containing the word "beans" . the usual bright boy produced, "My father grows beans." and the usual bright girl was ready with "My mother cooks beans" then the little one made is effort."we are all human beans."
Two city boys went camping for the first time ever. But the mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under the their blankets to keep from being bitten. then one of the boys saw some lightening bugs, "we may as well give up" he told his friend. "Now they are coming after us with flashlights !" Salesmanship is the ability to convince your wife that she would look fat in a fur coat...