You might be a teller of tall tales if… …you claimed to have seen the Spaghetti Monster's Cousin (could be plural depending on how you view this pic, I view it as one monster with 2 eyes and long appendages)
You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if… You're the President and you say "I used to have dreads and I'll get them again when I leave office" http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2014/jan/9/obama-jokes-getting-dreadlocks-after-leaving-offic/
You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if... If you're good at taking photographic illusions as proof of your supernatural powers.
You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if… You say you saw this woman at Joe's HiGoodbye Coffee Cafe Today
I was on train that was held up one time in Wyoming. Yes, just out of Larame, Wyoming the train was held up waiting on a repair crew to come our aid from the west enroute to Tacoma, Washington.
You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if… …anyone has ever said THIS to you: Judge Judy actually did say this to a plaintiff in the courtroom. I can't watch that reality show for long but she's a little spitfire!