You Might Be A Teller Of Tall Tales If...

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    …you say your dog is BIGGER than you.

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    ...if you're from Glenwood, Minnesota.
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    You might be a teller of tall tales if…
    ...
    you say you can Walk on Clouds

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    ....if you work at the Tall Tale$ Bank.

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    You might be a teller of tall tales if…
    …you claimed to have seen the Spaghetti Monster's Cousin
    (could be plural depending on how you view this pic, I view it as one monster with 2 eyes and long appendages
    )

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    You might be a teller of tall tales if…
    You call yourself Curly Joe!

     
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    You might be a teller of tall tales if…
    You claim that Frank ate the whole stack!
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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if...
    If you're good at taking photographic illusions
    as proof of your supernatural powers.

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    You might be a teller of tall tales if…
    You put your money in Celery, and watched your stalk grow!
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    If you tell me you saw this:

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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
    You say you saw this woman at Joe's HiGoodbye Coffee Cafe Today

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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
    You tell of the Grasshopper Gang's Great Train Hold up!;)
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    I was on train that was held up one time in Wyoming. Yes, just out of Larame, Wyoming the train was held up waiting on a repair crew to come our aid from the west enroute to Tacoma, Washington.
     
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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
    anyone has ever said THIS to you:

    Judge Judy actually did say this to a plaintiff in the courtroom.
    I can't watch that reality show for long but she's a little spitfire!
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    This one's for you, Bill!
     
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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
    You and your "family" wear dark shades

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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
    You tell a farmer, that he has BIG EARS!
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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
    You say that your dog doesn't like snow.
     
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    Gee, I loved those dogs. Thanks, Joe!
     
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    You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…

    You told someone that I had a date with Thor!

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    That's no short stack
     
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    You might be a teller of tall tales if…
    You have a talking centipede for a pet

    The Centipede

    A single guy decided life would be more fun
    if he had a pet.



    So he went to the pet store
    and told the owner
    that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


    After some discussion,
    he finally bought a talking centipede,
    (100-legged bug),
    which came in a little white box
    to use for his house.



    He took the box back home,
    found a good spot for the box,
    and decided he would start off
    by taking his new pet
    to church with him.


    So he asked the centipede in the box,


    "Would you like to go
    to church with me today?
    We will have a good time."


    But there was no answer

    from his new pet.



    This bothered him a bit,
    but he waited a few minutes
    and then asked again,



    "How about going
    to church with me

    and receive blessings?"


    But again,
    there was no answer
    from his new friend and pet.


    So he waited
    a few minutes more,
    thinking about the situation.



    The guy decided
    to invite the centipede
    one last time.



    This time he
    put his face up against
    the centipede's house and shouted,



    "Hey, in there!
    Would you like to go
    to
    church with me
    and learn about God?"

    .....

    YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ......


    This time, a little voice
    came out of the box
    ,



    "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"



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    You're right! I DO love it! Lololol
     
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