Things You Would Like To Unsee

Faye Fox

Faye Fox

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Let's keep this light. I am sure most of us have horrible things we have seen that we wished we hadn't, but I am starting this as a thread on the light side. :LOL:

Today at the medical clinic, waiting for a friend to get test done, I saw a very large, very broad lady, wearing very low rise jeans. She didn't have much belly, so it wasn't gross, since her top met the jeans top, so no skin shown. :cool:

The old guy sitting two seats down from me, gasp!. Upon hearing her name called by the nurse, this broad lady, stood up and her jeans pulled down clean below her butt cheeks, revealing she wasn't wearing underwear. The old guy gasping recovered enough to say he wished he had not had his cataracts removed. I told him if his cataracts were so bad they would have camouflaged that scene, he must have been legally blind. :ROFLMAO:

The lady pulled them up, as if nothing had happened, and left me wondering why she would wear jeans that didn't have a tight fitting waist and lots of stretch. :sneaky:
 
Faye Fox said:
Let's keep this light. I am sure most of us have horrible things we have seen that we wished we hadn't, but I am starting this as a thread on the light side. :LOL:

Today at the medical clinic, waiting for a friend to get test done, I saw a very large, very broad lady, wearing very low rise jeans. She didn't have much belly, so it wasn't gross, since her top met the jeans top, so no skin shown. :cool:

The old guy sitting two seats down from me, gasp!. Upon hearing her name called by the nurse, this broad lady, stood up and her jeans pulled down clean below her butt cheeks, revealing she wasn't wearing underwear. The old guy gasping recovered enough to say he wished he had not had his cataracts removed. I told him if his cataracts were so bad they would have camouflaged that scene, he must have been legally blind. :ROFLMAO:

The lady pulled them up, as if nothing had happened, and left me wondering why she would wear jeans that didn't have a tight fitting waist and lots of stretch. :sneaky:
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OMG I had to read this Mark,,we both laughed and laughed.. So funny
 
I worked at a hospital for years. One day, I was down in the basement at the mailroom and went out to get on the elevator. The elevator opened and a very old man in a hospital johnny staggered off and headed down the hall. His gown was open in the back and he was dragging a catheter tube behind him, trailing a stream of urine, bony old butt on full display.

I got him by the arm and marched him into the mailroom, got him in a chair and had the clerk call for security.

You get a lot of "absconding" in a hospital and sometimes they're hard to find.
 
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