Just More of Ken's Nonsense

Ken Anderson said:
A young woman just came by on the sidewalk with two little girls, and stood there while her daughters each picked a flower from my front flower garden. That seems so strange. If a little girl had come by and picked a flower, I wouldn't think anything of it, but for a mom to stand by allowing her daughters to pick what were clearly not wildflowers is bizarre.
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I once had flowers out by the sidewalk and they got picked all the time. One Asian lady picked several to make bouquets. I turned it into grass and not one single former flower harvester, picked the grass. They did let their dogs take a :poop: in it and didn't bother to bag it.
 
Faye Fox said:
I once had flowers out by the sidewalk and they got picked all the time. One Asian lady picked several to make bouquets. I turned it into grass and not one single former flower harvester, picked the grass. They did let their dogs take a :poop: in it and didn't bother to bag it.
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That's another pet peeve I have. 😑 Why do people let their dogs out to do their business and then and let them 💩 in the neighhbors yard? I like animals just as much as the next person, but when I had dogs, I always made sure my dog stayed in the yard, or at least have them on a leash, if needed. And truthfully, I cleaned up my dog's poop in my yard as well because nothing is worse than stepping in dog :poop: and not knowing it; then the smell hits you! 😧 You spend the day dragging your shoe across grass, scraping it with a stick, wiping it with paper towels, and running the hose over your shoe. It was the good pair of shoes too! 😡The smell lingers in the nostrils for hours. 🥴
 
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Krystal Shay said:
That's another pet peeve I have. 😑 Why do people let their dogs out to do their business and then and let them 💩 in the neighhbors yard? I like animals just as much as the next person, but when I had dogs, I always made sure my dog stayed in the yard, or at least have them on a leash, if needed. And truthfully, I cleaned up my dog poop in my yard as well because nothing is worse than stepping in dog :poop: and not knowing it; then the smell hits you! 😧 You spend the day dragging your shoe across grass, scraping it with a stick, wiping it with paper towels, and running the hose over your shoe. It was the good pair of shoes too! 😡The smell lingers in the nostrils for hours. 🥴
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Well, you left me nothing to add. :ROFLMAO: You do make a compelling case against Vibram soles or any traction tread. More to slick soled cowboy boots than meets the eye. Easy to scrape. :ROFLMAO:
 
Krystal Shay said:
That's another pet peeve I have. 😑 Why do people let their dogs out to do their business and then and let them 💩 in the neighhbors yard? I like animals just as much as the next person, but when I had dogs, I always made sure my dog stayed in the yard, or at least have them on a leash, if needed. And truthfully, I cleaned up my dog poop in my yard as well because nothing is worse than stepping in dog :poop: and not knowing it; then the smell hits you! 😧 You spend the day dragging your shoe across grass, scraping it with a stick, wiping it with paper towels, and running the hose over your shoe. It was the good pair of shoes too! 😡The smell lingers in the nostrils for hours. 🥴
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One neighbor down the block used to walk his two dogs on leashes, letting them sniff and pee on everything. Well, that was fine... I'm a dog person and I know they need exercise and they "mark" their territory. But he would always stop in front of our house to let them poop. Naturally he made no attempt to bag the "evidence" but would leave it for us to deal with.

One day I just happened to be at the front windows when he was making his rounds with the dogs. About the time they had their spot selected and began to squat, I flung open the front door and yelled, "REALLY, SCOTT???" He had the good graces to look embarrassed and dragged the dogs away. I felt bad for the dogs, though.

I believe @Faye Fox is our World Champion Poop Flinger, though. :ROFLMAO:
 
Beth Gallagher said:
One neighbor down the block used to walk his two dogs on leashes, letting them sniff and pee on everything. Well, that was fine... I'm a dog person and I know they need exercise and they "mark" their territory. But he would always stop in front of our house to let them poop. Naturally he made no attempt to bag the "evidence" but would leave it for us to deal with.

One day I just happened to be at the front windows when he was making his rounds with the dogs. About the time they had their spot selected and began to squat, I flung open the front door and yelled, "REALLY, SCOTT???" He had the good graces to look embarrassed and dragged the dogs away. I felt bad for the dogs, though.

I believe @Faye Fox is our World Champion Poop Flinger, though. :ROFLMAO:
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I haven't ever got my golden trophy yet, but thanks for the recognition!

I wish I had a photo of the time I was still in my capri leggings and low cut sports bra and made my record fling across the street, landing near his doorsteps. I used a 3 step knife or hawk throwing approach. It worked better than my 5 step bowling approach. If you remember that old goat claimed he was a Vietnam Vet, but was 12 when the war ended. I have suspicion his math skills were lacking, and not just his manners. Anyway, his RIP ended up being me having peace without dog :poop: on my yard shoes deep treaded soles. He died from lung cancer. 2-4 pack a day smoker and 1.75 L, every 3 days, whiskey drinker.

Another neighbor that commented on that mornings, dog :poop: flinging sports outfit, has also died, but he was 90. According to his statement to another neighbor, Zek, back then, we were neighbors for 10 years before he realized I had actual cleavage. :ROFLMAO: Zek, my 😍, put on his innocent face and just said, "hmmm, good to know." 😇
 
Faye Fox said:
I haven't ever got my golden trophy yet, but thanks for the recognition!

I wish I had a photo of the time I was still in my capri leggings and low cut sports bra and made my record fling across the street, landing near his doorsteps. I used a 3 step knife or hawk throwing approach. It worked better than my 5 step bowling approach. If you remember that old goat claimed he was a Vietnam Vet, but was 12 when the war ended. I have suspicion his math skills were lacking, and not just his manners. Anyway, his RIP ended up being me having peace without dog :poop: on my yard shoes deep treaded soles. He died from lung cancer. 2-4 pack a day smoker and 1.75 L, every 3 days, whiskey drinker.

Another neighbor that commented on that mornings, dog :poop: flinging sports outfit, has also died, but he was 90. According to his statement to another neighbor, Zek, back then, we were neighbors for 10 years before he realized I had actual cleavage. :ROFLMAO: Zek, my 😍, put on his innocent face and just said, "hmmm, good to know." 😇
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Ugh, "stolen valor" deserves a porch full of dog poop. Good job, Faye!
 
Krystal Shay said:
That's another pet peeve I have. 😑 Why do people let their dogs out to do their business and then and let them 💩 in the neighhbors yard? I like animals just as much as the next person, but when I had dogs, I always made sure my dog stayed in the yard, or at least have them on a leash, if needed. And truthfully, I cleaned up my dog poop in my yard as well because nothing is worse than stepping in dog :poop: and not knowing it; then the smell hits you! 😧 You spend the day dragging your shoe across grass, scraping it with a stick, wiping it with paper towels, and running the hose over your shoe. It was the good pair of shoes too! 😡The smell lingers in the nostrils for hours. 🥴
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Beth ,don't sweat the small stuff. we have 4 large yard dogs
who also have to shit now an then.:DAlthough they are fenced and can only do it in our yard.
What bothers me is the dog hair when Massir comes to visit us on porch, she is a Goldie so sheds like crazy.
Then Foxy is a house'yard dog aka,'my theropy dog' with short hair that sheds bad too.:love:
 
Marie Mallory said:
Beth ,don't sweat the small stuff. we have 4 large yard dogs
who also have to shit now an then.:DAlthough they are fenced and can only do it in our yard.
What bothers me is the dog hair when Massir comes to visit us on porch, she is a Goldie so sheds like crazy.
Then Foxy is a house'yard dog aka,'my theropy dog' with short hair that sheds bad too.:love:
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I wish it was only "small stuff". :poop: :ROFLMAO:
 
Krystal Shay said:
That's another pet peeve I have. 😑 Why do people let their dogs out to do their business and then and let them 💩 in the neighhbors yard? I like animals just as much as the next person, but when I had dogs, I always made sure my dog stayed in the yard, or at least have them on a leash, if needed. And truthfully, I cleaned up my dog's poop in my yard as well because nothing is worse than stepping in dog :poop: and not knowing it; then the smell hits you! 😧 You spend the day dragging your shoe across grass, scraping it with a stick, wiping it with paper towels, and running the hose over your shoe. It was the good pair of shoes too! 😡The smell lingers in the nostrils for hours. 🥴
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We had an HOA member with big dogs do that. She must be part canine as she responded swiftly to a drill whistle and now walks her dogs on the other side of the road. Poop bag being demonstrate.
 
Faye Fox said:
Hey, you were requesting more forum participation. We 😇's of exemplary repute are here to help. Kenny's Angels.:sneaky: You gave us our wings back, so least we can do is put them to use. :cool:
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To keep it in the spirit - more like crows. Highly intelligent, intimidating and will eat anything.
 
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