Guilty Or Not Guilty

Not guilty, but never left a tip and never returned to the restaurant.

Hiding food at the supper table as a child when you didn't like it?

Remember my youngest son sitting in his highchair and having tittynopes left on his plate in the way of green peas, so while I waited for him to finish playing and eating one pea at a time, I went about pulling the kitchen together, running a sink of water to wash dishes, etc.

Seeing that dear son had his fill, I stood him up in his highchair, took a washcloth to his face and hands, and lifted him down from the highchair. A couple of hours later I had him in his crib getting him ready for bed, with a diaper change being top order, and so as rubber pants were being pulled off and down his legs, out came a collection of round and mushed up green peas!

Apparently, and unbeknownst to me, dear son had been filling his diapers with green peas while sitting in his highchair at suppertime! What a mess! His diaper was stained green, and there was mushed peas stuck to the inside of his rubber pants!
 
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