General Humor

[Tony Page]

 

[Ken Anderson]

After deciding that I was going to stay in my pajamas all day today, I suddenly had the urge to go to Walmart.

 

[John Walker]

Who was purple and conquered the world?

Spoiler

Alexander the Grape.

 

[John Brunner]

A member on another forum was traveling for work and staying in a hotel when he encountered Hotel Staff walking down the hall carrying yet another item a guest accidentally left behind.

 

[Tony Page]

A member on another forum was traveling for work and staying in a hotel when he encountered Hotel Staff walking down the hall carrying yet another item a guest accidentally left behind.

Good it wasn't the Bates Motel might have been something else hanging there.

 

[Marie Mallory]

Who was purple and conquered the world?

Spoiler

Alexander the Grape.

 

[Jacqueline Lindt]

 

[Rinza Velez]

We were so poor, that when a burglar broke into our home, we robbed him.

 

[Tony Nathanson]

 

[Rinza Velez]

My very first job was at a bread factory. I was the FLOUR of the company, quickly RISING to the upper CRUST! I was on a ROLL but decided to go on the LOAF. I didn't care; I was the TOAST of the industry who always landed BUTTER SIDE up, so losing that job was the YEAST of my worries. Finally, they decided to SLICE the workforce in half, and they BURNED me ;(. I left on a SOUR note, with no DOUGH. ;(

 

[Jacqueline Lindt]

 

[Jacqueline Lindt]

 

[Mary Robi]

My very first job was at a bread factory. I was the FLOUR of the company, quickly RISING to the upper CRUST! I was on a ROLL but decided to go on the LOAF. I didn't care; I was the TOAST of the industry who always landed BUTTER SIDE up, so losing that job was the YEAST of my worries. Finally, they decided to SLICE the workforce in half, and they BURNED me ;(. I left on a SOUR note, with no DOUGH. ;(

And did you just sit on your BUNS at home after that or did you pack your BAGUETTES and travel across the country in your WINNEBAGEL to look for a job? With your RYE sense of humor, you should be able to make some SOURDOUGH quite quickly......

 

[Rinza Velez]

And did you just sit on your BUNS at home after that or did you pack your BAGUETTES and travel across the country in your WINNEBAGEL to look for a job? With your RYE sense of humor, you should be able to make some SOURDOUGH quite quickly......

LOL I love it!!

 

[Rinza Velez]

I was once thrown out of a fire station. I ran in and yelled "Theater! Theater!"

 

[Tony Page]

 

[Lois E. Winters]