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When it's cold, drivers seek emergency treatment for frostbite - of the middle finger. When it's hot, drivers seek emergency treatment for sunburn - of the middle finger.

A couple of years ago, I learned I needed to find another way to express my frustration. I was having a bad day, arguing with utility companies about fraudulent charges & my contractor was trying to take shortcuts & overcharge on a home-repair job. After taking my insulin, I threw the syringe at...

I got a big surprise when I was at a horse-boarding place with a friend. A horse pooped & I couldn't believe my eyes when a chicken ran up to the pile & started eating some of it - as if it was gourmet dining. Talk about recycling!

I had a co-worker several years back. We wanted to date but it wouldn't be a good idea. After I left that job, we started dating. She had told me about a burglary at her house she shared with her elderly mom. She mentioned that her stereo was stolen & she really missed it. Her birthday was...

85-95 here - just the way I like it. I hate cold & I really chuckle when people complain about the heat when it's 100. I don't even use the air conditioner in the house or car unless I have company.

Just wondering, have you ever tried Rocky Mountain Oysters? 🤣 🤣 For years, I thought they were seafood.

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. Mahatma Ghandi

In my 20's, I was in a band & also working as a process server. The drummer & I were sitting in his car at 2 am, listening to some music we recorded. I was still armed from work that evening. A car parked across the street & three guys walked toward my next-door neighbor's house. I was...

One of his good ones - he said he got on a bus in the 50's. The driver growled, "Get to the back of the bus!" He said, "But I'm Jewish." The driver yelled, "Get off the bus!"

With hand issues, I started having trouble opening jars. After trying a few pliers-type products, I found this one. Works perfectly & it's inexpensive. One reason it works so well is you hold the jar with both hands & twist the jar; not the tool.

I found better mouse & rat traps. The rodent is killed before he gets to the bait, there are two entrances to the bait & you can dispose of him much easier without getting your hands near him. And they are much safer & easier to set. I put them in a friend's house & got results quickly...

In my younger days, I drank Pepsi constantly instead of water. Nutrition labels were not required until 1990, so I didn't know a 12-oz. can has 40 gms sugar - (10 teaspoons) Those little restaurant packets are teaspoons. Pour out 10 to see how much is in one soft drink can. On a hot summer...

So, nature accomplished what our pathetic justice system couldn't. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/convicted-killer-betty-broderick-former-san-diego-socialite-dead/4021437/

So true. And you have to be one step ahead of your doctor or dentist. A couple of years ago, a visit to my dentist was almost my last day. I assumed my dentist would glance at my chart & see the big red warning on it before giving me the anesthetic for a root canal, especially since he did...

Yes, I am addicted to them, also "48 Hrs." & "Dateline."

A few years ago, I purchased some rechargeable batteries for high-powered lanterns for emergencies during blackouts. They are rather pricey - around $25.00 each & each lantern takes three of them. Nine of them wouldn't hold a charge. I suspected how I ended up with them. Some people will buy...

Resting a bit after washing & vacuuming my car - and complaining about needing to rest. Friends tell me I should feel lucky to be able to do things like that, but ya know that old saying, "Those who suffer the least sometimes cry the loudest." :) Later, I'll go for my usual walk.