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Read the signs grandpa, you dumb :poop:! STAY in your Vehicle! How many signs do they have to put up in Yellowstone before people get the message? I mean the signs even have pictures of angry bison with warnings understood in every language. We can't blame lack of common sense on the youth...

Crazy Nurse Belle 1978 by Faye Fox Old rancher Bill didn't care for his eyes after cataract surgery. They became infected, which required hospitalization, since his wife had died and he had no one to care for and/or nag him. After a day in the hospital and driving all the nurses crazy with his...

Before I tell you my tale of my adventures with dentures, I pose these questions. 1. Do you have implants to support dentures? If so, both top and bottom? 2. Do you glue in your dentures? If so both or just one? 3. Do you wear your dentures for cosmetics and take them out to eat? 4. Do you...

Be serious or funny or a combo of both. Things went wrong for boys when ... The bicycle without the bar was made and labeled girls. It should have been for boys . One boy I knew in elementary school was a bike racer and attempted stunts. He claimed that girls and their barless bikes were...

Remember the old songs about motorized vehicles?

Since I eat 5 small meals a day, I have two happy hours, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. I use to have one beer at each, but haven't in the last couple years. I think I will start adding a beer again and put some life in my happy hours. This morning I had cheese and Ritz...

Why do you hate senior forums? Well, if y'all have a minute or two, I will tell you why I do. Go ahead, sit down and be comfortable. This might take 30 minutes. I hate senior forums because they don't discuss anything fun. Remember the times when we talked about our hopes and dreams? Careers...

Post your favorite movies about senior life and living. I am watching "That Evening Sun," from 2009 and so far I love it. Something about each passing day that makes me appreciate these old folk stories more than in my youth.

I was raised on cattle ranches, both Colorado and Texas, where conditions were harsh and barns were sometimes more comfortable than the ranch house. Sometimes a burlap bag filled with grain made the most comfortable place to sit. I was never allowed to whine, complain, or sow seeds of...

A dark website, one with a black background and white lettering, is a marketing ploy. It attracts attention since the old standard, the reverse, was the normal and it doesn't attract the same attention. To make this marketing ploy saleable, many tout benefits of the dark background. A dark...

What is behind your picking names for your pets or any animal? I have grown lazy in my old age and didn't bother to inquire and find out the real names of the neighborhood cats that patrol my place every day and in a timely fashion. There are three, Orangie, Blackie, and Stripe. I have always...

Let's twist again like we did last summer. :ROFLMAO: No, let's twist again like we did yesteryear. :cool: I do the twist every morning in hopes of my love handles, showing less love. I thought I was looking good with my slow twist, but after reviewing this video, and comparing with how I looked...

"The worst part of being old, is remembering when you were young." Alvin Straight age 73 This story is one we can all identify with. If one has followed all the different issues discussed here on SOC, this story covers many of those issues. Thanks to @Bobby Cole for bringing this true story...

Just a reminder that the commie instigated, devil indorsed, unnecessary and aggravating time change is upon us this Sunday. It all seems donkey backwards to me! Shouldn't the extra daylight hour be starting in the winter? The geniuses that started this nonsense, certainly weren't ranchers or...

I am suggesting removing the club from the forum name. Somehow guys read dating club into that. No biggie, but PM's from guys that sign up for the sole purpose of PMing us ladies, irritates me in my old age. Whether legit or a catfisher, I don't have the patience these days for such. I wonder...

Does acting your age, apply to seniors? Let's investigate. I am 75 on my 76th trip around the sun. What behavior is typical of a 75 year old? 1. Being short tempered and easily aggravated . Check 2. Experiencing loss of bladder control. Check 3. Aches and pains from doing minor chores...

I have been battling toe fungus for years. Years ago, when my toes were red and swollen, I visited Dr. Hal. No relation to SOC Hal, although they did share a female foot fetish. Doc Hal had me soaking my feet in very warm water laced with Epson salt. Before soaking, I had to put on...

Please share your old age eyewear experiences, whether good, bad, or ugly. Before I share my recent eyewear experience, I took the liberty of a slight modification to the Lovin Spoonful's tune to give us old age insight and in the proper frame of mind. [Chorus] Four eyes, what you gonna do...

When I was working with vestibular research, several of us that had documented balance nerve loss, visited the Oregon Vortex. It was interesting that all had a different experience than they had before balance nerve loss. Experiences differed depending on which balance nerve or nerves was...

The last year has been a ride. I doubt Cody will consider it a rodeo, but staying in the saddle has been a real discipline. Heart Attack ... I was having trouble breathing, so I called my PCP. She thought I was having a heart attack and sent me to the emergency room. No time was wasted getting...