Jacob Petersheim
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I was up early before sunrise, so I took a jaunt to the bank to pull some cash from the ATM. I don't spend a lot of cash, but I'm keeping an on-hand reserve for just-in-case and refilling my wallet as I go.
They keep changing the ATMs on me. This time I got weird options for bill denominations. Used to be they only spat out twenties.
Not greedy or in a hurry to build that reserve, I withdrew $300 and I guess I ended up choosing "mixed bills." Ended up with five 1s, three 3s, four 20s, and four 50s.
Who the hell uses 50s??? What am I? A millionaire?
Um, yeah. So you can tell that I don't spend cash much these days. And I sure as hell don't spend it in those fat-bottom restaurants where 2 people end up costing near $200 for some tough, super-salty steaks and some dry potatoes.
I'm just glad it didn't cough up three 100s and leave me with that I guess.
They keep changing the ATMs on me. This time I got weird options for bill denominations. Used to be they only spat out twenties.
Not greedy or in a hurry to build that reserve, I withdrew $300 and I guess I ended up choosing "mixed bills." Ended up with five 1s, three 3s, four 20s, and four 50s.
Who the hell uses 50s??? What am I? A millionaire?
Um, yeah. So you can tell that I don't spend cash much these days. And I sure as hell don't spend it in those fat-bottom restaurants where 2 people end up costing near $200 for some tough, super-salty steaks and some dry potatoes.
I'm just glad it didn't cough up three 100s and leave me with that I guess.