Vehicle Jokes and Memes

[Beth Gallagher]

 

[Beth Gallagher]

A guy on the Honda Pilot forum has been plagued by one problem after another with his new car. He just got it back from a 5-week wait at the dealer for air conditioning parts. He calls his car "Pontius Pilot."

 

[Tony Nathanson]

Ford: Found On Road Dead

When Ford Pinto's gas tanks exploded during accidents, Ford's ad: "Forget Chevrolet, we've got the real Blazer."

 

[Buck Bailey]

Ford: Found On Road Dead

When Ford Pinto's gas tanks exploded during accidents, Ford's ad: "Forget Chevrolet, we've got the real Blazer

Ford: First On Race Day.

 

[Mary Robi]

My car is just like me. The older we get, the more we complain and make strange noises in the morning before we get moving.....

 

[Tony Nathanson]

"General Motors Builds Quality."
"95% of GM cars are still on the road."
Literally.