Shaking Out The Burlap Bag - Comic Tales Along Poetic Trails

Faye Fox

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"You know all my old friends, both cowboys and Indians, are six feet under, I said
Even the lonely cowboy doesn't know real loneliness, until their compadres are dead
Some died with their boots on while feeding cattle, and others from drowning sorrow
Alone in a tavern where emptied bottles filling with teardrops, time they couldn't borrow"

Well, that is all I feel like typing out this morning. The thing is very few working ranchers care about cowboy poetry anyway. It is a fading way old cattle hands entertained themselves around the campfire. Now with all the instant entertainment, improv campfire chuckwagon poetry is dead. Who wants to sit around a campfire and listen to the, made up on the spot, verse of cattle hands with maybe a harmonica adding a mournful sound? Very few, but put rehearsed and choregraphed verse, song, and such on stage with a spot light shining on entertainers gussied up in clean cowboy hats, boots, and western clothes, call it an important gathering with important people, and then many will go whether they give two fat stinking pack rat tails about the verse or not. If you have never smelled a male pack rat, then lucky you.

I could just make a post about my feelings this morning and probably get a lot of, likes and sorry to hear that and so on, but that isn't me nor is it the way I was raised. I was raised on cattle ranches, both Colorado and Texas, where conditions were harsh and barns were sometimes more comfortable than the ranch house. I wish I was making that up, but is the way my story shakes out of the burlap bag.

I was never allowed to whine, complain, or sow seeds of dissention. My father loved verse both cowboy and other, my mother lived by the word found in the Bible. Both were from old time ranch families. My dad and one great uncle, encouraged me to express myself with verse. Verse expressing concerns was not considered complaining.

One great uncle and aunt were fiddle players and square dance callers on Saturday night and full time ranchers the rest of the time. They had 10,000 acres in West Texas and it was no country for complainers. Like my dad, they expressed themselves with verse if it would be considered complaining if just in plain talk. I could have said, "When uncle spits tobacco across the room, even though he hits the spittoon, it is disgusting and it smells and makes me sick to my stomach." Such would lead to, "Well leave the room or fix your bunk in the barn and smell horse manure."

"Flying tobacco, makes a girl puke and sick to her belly,
As it rings true on the spittoon, and reeks so smelly
So out to the barn, making my new bunk, so lucky
The aroma is better than tobacco spat, the smell of horse pucky"

That verse would more times than not, earn me a bigger serving of peach cobbler. My auntie made the best peach cobble, picked fresh from the tree. After the hands tricked me once into eating a green persimmon, I didn't complain but had a new verse saying, "Oh go suck on a lemon or better yet a green persimmon." That went over better than, "Oh, go stick it up your pie exit hole, Bill."

When shaking out an old burlap bag, one never knows what is going to fall out.
 
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@Faye Fox I’ll betcha there aren’t too many of us who remember the real burlap bags and that some families wore clothes made from them, way back when.

I probably had 50 of them when I moved the first time in the late 70’s. I knew I should keep them, but I couldn’t , so I gave them away.

I even remember the smell of those burlap bags, Connie.
 
I still have old burlap and use it for covering plants to protect from late frost. It breathes but yet keeps the frost from damaging plants. I remember when I showed steers, the smell of molasses treated grain in burlap bags.

I started to write a book with my collection of ranch stories, naming it Shaking out the Burlap Bag, but it was too much work and my eyes are too bad. I had a pile of burlap bags and also baling twine. I made hanging plant holders that were nice because they drained nicely plus I could spray the burlap and really slow moisture loss in hot weather.

Burlap bags were also great for transporting chickens and other small animals.
 
We had them in Idaho, but my folks called them “gunnysacks”. My mom made me an “Indian costume” from one for the Thanksgiving play. I must have been an Indian in it.
She pulled the strings in the bottom, so that it had fringes at the bottom and the arm holes.
I remember that they smelled, too.
Maybe from the potato farms ? I think that is mostly what we got that came in gunny sacks. The onions had a similar one, but it was more of a mesh.
 
I still have old burlap and use it for covering plants to protect from late frost. It breathes but yet keeps the frost from damaging plants. I remember when I showed steers, the smell of molasses treated grain in burlap bags.

I started to write a book with my collection of ranch stories, naming it Shaking out the Burlap Bag, but it was too much work and my eyes are too bad. I had a pile of burlap bags and also baling twine. I made hanging plant holders that were nice because they drained nicely plus I could spray the burlap and really slow moisture loss in hot weather.

Burlap bags were also great for transporting chickens and other small animals.
You can use voice dictation.
Short stories you can call me and I will return a file. Stories should not be left to die.
 
We had a bunch of burlap bags around the farm, used for various things or just stored for future use. I'm not sure what they were originally used for, but I imagine animal feed. Sometimes, I didn't pay close attention to farm stuff. We had a bunch of horses, chickens, ducks, turkeys, and, at one time, my dad must have had a small dairy farm because we had 20 milking stations, although we were down to only one cow by the time I came along. Dad farmed several 40-acre plots, varying his crop, although I think potatoes were the cash crop.
 
Crazy Nurse Belle 1978

Old rancher Bill didn't care for his eyes after cataract surgery. They became infected, which required hospitalization, since his wife had died and he had no one to care for and/or nag him. After a day in the hospital and driving all the nurses crazy with his constant ringing the buzzer, complaining about something, the doctor gave him discharge, but he refused to leave saying his pain was unbearable and he had no one to care for him. The doctor granted him another day.

The nurses going off shift, warned Nurse Belle, that this old kook was going to give her problems,. Nurse Belle, being an avid horse breeder and part time contract cowgirl, took a proactive stance as she entered the room. She slapped her hands together with a resounding whack! "Got the little bastard," she exclaimed. After whacking more invisible flying bugs, she stomped her foot hard. "You should have seen the size of that crawler and it was a new hatch!"

Rancher Bill was becoming uneasy, but Nurse Belle remained focused and calm, killing invaders off the walls and in mid air. "Where do these bugs get in," he asked?

"Oh, they don't get in this secure facility, they are from eggs laid in hidden places from 17 years ago. They hatch every 17 years and today is hatching day. Luckily they are all confined to this room," Nurse Belle calmly explained. "It is a mystery, but our maintenance people have put chemical barriers at your door to stop any spread. "

Rancher Bill said he was feeling better and ready to go for the walk he had refused to take earlier. After the walk he refused to return to his room. He sat in the waiting room until the doctor made his rounds and he was granted an instance discharge.

Later he told other ranchers at a Grange meeting, that he didn't believe the bug story for one second, but he did believe Nurse Belle was insane and possibly dangerous.
 
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