Mildly Rude Funnies

This thread is for the more broadminded Boomer and Senior not offended by some mature humor..

 

Embarrassing Senior Moment.

There was a bit of confusion in the local liquor shop this morning. When I was ready to pay for my Jack Daniels, the check-out assistant said to me, 'Strip down facing me.'

Making a mental note to complain to my state governor about excessive security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my debit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

 

^^^^Bwahahahaha! ^^^^

 

I find it an affront that I was asked to never shop there again. Didnt the female shop assistant like my front
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@Shirley Martin

 

Maybe she thought your credit card was too small.

 

Woman to her husband while making love. "Please say dirty things to me!"

Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."