Being serious just for a second (although that's kinda boring ) I hitchhiked probably 20,000 miles around this country over 4 years with one of these: Vintage US Army M-1949 Down Sleeping Bag Mummy Arctic Mountain It was a down bag. I could lay in snow ( and did sometimes ) and keep warm.
Sure you can get 'duck down pillows' - (even that made me laugh) Here's the proof and if you google there's a plenty of them ......
A duck feather and down filling ensure our pillow is naturally insulating and lightweight, while a breathable cover helps to keep our pillow cool (this is the description of the above) The only problem I see with them is that you have to 'duck down' before getting into bed !
A man walks into a store and asks the nearest clerk "Where can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks "Are you Polish?" The man is surprised by the question. "If I asked for French dressing, would you ask me if I was French?" The clerk says "No, sir." "If I asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was I Italian?" "No, sir." "Then why did you ask me if I was Polish?" "Because this a lumber store, sir."
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master." "Good!" said God. "Sit at my right side." Then, God asked, "Doberman, what do you believe in?" The Doberman answered, "I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master." "Aha!" said God. "You may sit on my left." Then God looked at the cat, and asked, "And what do you believe in?" "I believe," replied the cat, "that you are sitting in my seat." -- Backwoods Home Magazine
A man went to his doctor and complained about pain in his ankle. Doctor says, "How long have you had this pain?" Patient says, About three weeks." After taking X-rays, the doctor says, "Man, you have a broken ankle. Why haven't you been to see me before this?!" "Well, doc, every time I say something is wrong with me, my wife declares, "Now you'll have to stop smoking."
I've decided I want to die in my sleep, like my grandpa...not awake and screaming like the passengers in his car.