@Craig Swanson , thanks for those. I have saved them for future use. I may have to adjust some of them for Rednecks. Like: "Kangaroo loose in the top paddock" means dumb, "a screw loose" is another. We don't have kangaroos so I'll have to say, "Jackass loose in the corncrib." @Tom Galty , hilarious! I'm going to use that one, too.