Tomorrow, 19 March 2021, is the official day to recognize alien abductions. Since there weren’t any specifics posted, I dunno if we’re supposed to celebrate the day or fly the flag at half mast or go buy a small box of aluminum foil. Thinking about it though, if perchance you wake up in the morning and your mate is gone, I came up with 3 conclusions. 1. Seeing that earth has set aside as special day for it, aliens have indeed abducted your mate. 2. The rapture has occurred. If such HAS happened and you are left behind, then you realize that you’re in trouble. 3. He or she is on a greyhound bus headed for S. Florida. Maybe we should just raise a glass of non-alcohol green beer and cheer on the little green men. It is strange though that people celebrating the first day of spring should have to share the day with people recognizing folks coming in from another planet.