Your Philosophical One Liners

"Good things come to those who wait". Tell that to those waiting in the dentist office.

 

I would never join a club that would accept me as a member!

 

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever.

We call those people cops.

 

For the recipient, everything can be free of charge, sans one.
Government checks, love, education, food and even an abode can be gotten for nary a cent nor a minute’s worth of labor but the understanding of wisdom must be earned.

 

or game wardens

 

Or, as I have been know to say on many occasions:
The Lord has gotten me up this morning and given me yet another chance to get it right.