You Know You're Old When...

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  1. Hal Pollner

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    You're 4 years older than the House Speaker, and 10 YEARS OLDER THAN THE PRESIDENT! :(

    Hal
     
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    ... the cop who pulls you over looks like he's in high school.
     
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    Young women open the door for you.
     
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    ....everybody around you is younger no matter where you go.
     
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    ... your son is old enough to join AARP.
     
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    You're describing someone as old then realize he's younger than you.
     
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    When your bedtime is before 7pm. :)
     
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    You realize you not only begin to look like your mother did...you have become your mother in more than one way;):(
     
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    I actually see my granny when I look in the mirror now..not my mum...*yikes*...
     
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    When you think back at the things you use to do, but don't do anymore. Both age and previous surgeries can definitely change life as a Senior. Oh, and can't forget the old arthritis pain that happens more and more to us.
     
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    When you see a note outside your health club warning you not to leave your sneakers outside your locker and later hear that that's because a pair of shoes worth $260 had been stolen and you then wonder "Why so much?" and learn that it was a limited edition by a rapper and then hear yourself ask "And who is that?"
     
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    Some people pay £1,000 and more here, for trainers (sneakers)
     
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