When I was young, I used to want Playboy magazines. Yes, a 4-year-old wanting Playboy magazines. The reason I even knew those existed was that my crazy uncle gave me one for my birthday as a joke. My parents didn't find that funny and took it away. Then, about a few weeks after that, I DEMANDED that I am taken to the corner store so I can buy Playboy magazines. I figured out why it was stupid a few years later.