What Gender Is It?

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  1. Ted Richards

    Ted Richards Well-Known Member
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    If you're like most people, common everyday items
    look inert to you. But what you may not know is that
    many of them have a gender.
    For example . . .

    Ziploc Bags = Male, because they hold everything
    in but you can see right through them

    Copier = Female, because once turned off, it takes
    a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive
    device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak
    havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed

    Tire = Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated

    Hot Air Balloon = Male, because to get it to go
    anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . .
    and, of course, there's the hot air part

    Sponges = Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water

    Web Page = Female, because it's always getting hit on

    Subway = Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

    Hourglass = Female, because over time, the weight
    shifts to the bottom

    Hammer = Male, because it hasn't evolved much over
    the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around

    Remote Control = Female . .. Ha! You thought it'd
    be male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure,
    he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know
    the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
     
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    They are all hilarious but I got a kick out of this one..:D
    Hourglass = Female, because over time, the weight
    shifts to the bottom 4e08867ff7967040a3ec39d79e9f4df9.jpg
     
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