What Gender Is It?

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Ted Richards, Oct 9, 2017.

  1. Ted Richards

    Ted Richards Well-Known Member

    Sep 8, 2017
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    If you're like most people, common everyday items
    look inert to you. But what you may not know is that
    many of them have a gender.
    For example . . .

    Ziploc Bags = Male, because they hold everything
    in but you can see right through them

    Copier = Female, because once turned off, it takes
    a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive
    device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak
    havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed

    Tire = Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated

    Hot Air Balloon = Male, because to get it to go
    anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . .
    and, of course, there's the hot air part

    Sponges = Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water

    Web Page = Female, because it's always getting hit on

    Subway = Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

    Hourglass = Female, because over time, the weight
    shifts to the bottom

    Hammer = Male, because it hasn't evolved much over
    the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around

    Remote Control = Female . .. Ha! You thought it'd
    be male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure,
    he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know
    the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
  2. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Veteran Member

    Jun 9, 2015
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  3. Louise Williams

    Louise Williams Veteran Member

    Nov 21, 2015
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    They are all hilarious but I got a kick out of this one..:D
    Hourglass = Female, because over time, the weight
    shifts to the bottom 4e08867ff7967040a3ec39d79e9f4df9.jpg

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