"My garden has every flower variety except one." said Tom lackadaisically. "Dammit...I dropped my toothpaste tube down the drain." said Tom in a crestfallen manner. I have dozens of Tom Swifties...let me know if you like 'em. Hal
OK then, Shirley! "The accident resulted in no damage to my car." said Tom unabashedly. (I'll be visiting Raleigh on the 29th...can I drop by? Hal
Absolutely! I'd be delighted to meet you and Judy. Maybe we can meet for lunch somewhere. I'll even pay.
Shirley...I apologize for being insincere about my visiting Raleigh. You are very gracious in your hospitality! (Hmmm...maybe I'll stop by in Mount Airy and see the Taylors.) Hal the Joker